boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.

(via the-moon-is-the-limit)

butasparrow:

touchmypopsicle:

it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

the second one was kind of unexpected

but no one is disagreeing 

(via the-moon-is-the-limit)

(via pikapikabitch)

perksofbeingamisfit:

you don’t listen to mayday parade, you feel mayday parade

(via pikapikabitch)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via epic-humor)